One of the worst pickup lines that I’ve ever heard is probably, “Can I know you?” It lacks creativeness yet perhaps it’s the most commonly used. So I have been asking around women and doing researches on what are the most powerful pickup lines of all time.

And the result came out to me and one thing that I learned from those pickup lines is …

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

Before I explained what I learned, let me point out that pickup lines are totally overrated and entirely redundant, yet for some reason, men still love to indulge in trying them out on unsuspecting women. Think about it. Are you one of those culprits when you try to initiate a conversation with a girl?

Pickup lines should really be used only as sort of sharing a laugh with friends. Anyone who tells you that pickup lines are an indispensable part of meeting women obviously doesn’t understand the art of the pickup.

You must be really impatient to find out what actually are those golden pickup lines that going to guarantee you the success with women. Too bad, they do not exist! Instead I’ve compiled the worst pickup lines out there that will save you the dejection with women. After you read those lines, you will agreed with me why they are so bad!

Pickup Lines So BAD That You Wish You’ll Never Say Them

1. “Do I know you? Because I’m having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on!”
   Dark humour doesn’t work wonders all the time. Your friend might find this hilarious, but you’re certainly not getting anywhere with her by trying this bad pickup line. You’ll be implying that she is easy because of her provocative dressing. And if you think this is witty, think again, this bad pickup line is just insulting.
2. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
   This pickup line could have been here since the beginning of time. If you haven’t heard it, then you’ve been living in a cave somewhere. If you’re still actually using it, it’s time to move on to the 21st century and stop using this bad pickup line. Cheesy concept maybe a good idea, but it should be at least original.
3. “Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
   Confidence is always good, but you have to be careful not to cross the line into arrogance. You won’t be having much luck with the ladies unless you’re extremely good looking.
4. “Holding your hand out with a screw sitting on your palm: “Wanna screw?”
   Lecherous approach almost always fails and it’s not the ideal way to build attraction. Sometimes you may be after a bit of no-strings- attached action, and there are girls out there who feel the same, but being too straightforward could be deadly.

5. “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
   You’re not only using one of the worst bad pickup lines ever but also cruising for a slap across your face or a drink poured over your head. Implying that a woman is a prostitute is insulting even though she’s very causal.

6. “Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
   If you try this, we hope your potential suitor can appreciate jokes at a third-grade reading level. Nine out of Ten times, the girl will dismiss you as an unoriginal creep and leave you standing there licking your wounds. On the one occasion you do succeed, you’ll be lucky to wake up the next day with all of your vital organs intact.

7. “Congratulations. You have been voted “The Most Beautiful Girl in the World” and the first prize is a night with me.”
   Funny, yes, but why is it bad? Cocky and funny seems to be inclination nowadays, but this type of bad pickup line has got egomaniac written all over it. Too much of cockiness is a turn off.
8. “Excuse if you were a new burger at McDonald’s, you’d be McGorgeous.”
   Failure through flattery, Compliments, when done right can be conversation starters. But we suggest you look elsewhere. You’re bound to get label a cheapskate to boot and also trigger the crap detector on most girls.
9. “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.”
   Guys who use bad pickup lines like this think they’re being cute, but really they’re just wasting time and space. Unless it’s used at a med-school icebreaker, anywhere else, and you’re begging for reconstructive rhinoplasty.

10. “Do you come here often?”
    Boring, uncreative, and routine. You may be the number 10th guys to ask him the same question. This pickup line has to be the worst of them all and is likely to send her off in search of a restraining order against you.

Stop Picking Up As A Crass! Pick Up with Class!

You’re intelligent to know that men have a tendency to walk up to women in bars in completely the wrong manner. Whether it’s out of a fear of rejection or just general stupidity, men often come off as being crude and insulting. The reason is men don’t want to leave themselves open to ridicule and, therefore, often act pompous and arrogant when approaching good-looking women. Often this will lead us say something abhorrent just to provoke a reaction and or we tend to take the pickup line so seriously that it’s bound to fail.

So relax a bit, to master the art of pickup lines isn’t priority instead make it clear that you’re aware of the clichéd approach you’re taking. The girl may not swoon, but she’ll definitely think you’re cool enough to carry on a conversation with. The rest is up to you.
So, there you go; ten pick-up lines to stay away from. Whether it’s at the club or anywhere, if you have used some pick-up lines that didn’t work, or if you’ve had some unusual ones used on you, I’d love to hear from you. After all, it’s important that we share in these troubled times.